Wednesday, February 9, 2011

I have no idea...

I...I messed up. Bad. I have no idea what I am going to do. Earlier I got into a fight with Shivvy. It wasn't over anything important, just another argument over who gets the prize in the cereal box. Well... I reached in the box and grabbed the prize. (spilling the contents of the box all over the floor) Master Peek had come to pick me up and was a bit upset with me for fighting with my brother and making a huge mess. He started yelling at me about how I am the older brother, and as such I have a responsibility to be a good example. I overreacted. I started yelling back. I told him that I never wanted to be the older brother, and how I wished I could be the baby once in a while, be the one people take care of.

You know the prize I mentioned? Yeah. It was a ring. A magical ring. It grants the holder one wish. Yep. You guessed it. I am now younger than Shivvy. A lot younger. I am now a baby.

Back to this morning... Master Peek stared at me in shock. He thought I had vanished at first, but then realized that I had turned into a baby. I tried to start yelling at him again, but I realized I couldn't make words, I made squeaky noises. I looked down at myself in shock. I was now 2 ft tall, and had a giant head. I reached for my wand, but Master Peek snatched it away. He explained that the ring was faerie magic, and that regular magic could not reverse it. He said something about having to go to Faerieland to speak to Fyora. Then he did one thing that I could not believe. He left Shivvy in charge of me. He told Shiv to go to the basement and grab out our old baby clothes and told him how to care for a baby. I tried protesting, but as a baby I cannot speak. I lack the muscle control that I had as a fullgrown.